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The Soon To Be Most Powerful Baby In The Game
In the never ending war of cuteness between puppies and babies, babies may have reached the upper hand courtesy of one baby Jackson. A handsome Scorpio from the North Shore, Jackson has been melting hearts and dirtying diapers for the better part of his picture-posing career, which as of this week has been six whole months. [...]
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BJ’s Daily News Roundup: Inept Regulation Edition
Welcome back folks to another edition of our Mindwafers news roundup, where we connect the sleazy dots to show how close we truly are from that beautiful apocalypse. Picking on the big banks is like making fun of the guy with one leg; much too easy. But where you might have some sympathy for this [...]
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News To Me: Senate Approves Ban On Murder By Congress
The US Senate is ironing out the details on a proposed bill to make murder, or killing another human being, illegal for all members of Congress. The issue of Congressional murder arose soon after last week’s approval of a bill making insider trading, which was already against the law, illegal for the nation’s legislature. The [...]
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News To Me: Rick Santorum Promises To Appoint Blowjob Police Task Force If Elected
Philadelphia PA (AP) – GOP candidate Rick Santorum announced that ,if elected President in 2012, he will appoint a special legislative task force to investigate and prosecute those who partake in blowjobs, citing his long-held stance against sexual acts that serve no function other than for procreation. A fierce opponent of all contraceptives measures, Santorum believes [...]
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US Military Finally Develops GI Joe Red Lasers for Warfare
We’ve been waiting 26 long years (with the last Saturday morning cartoon airing in 1986) but finally, modern warfare and the US military has caught up with G.I Joe. The military has developed and now unveiled a “laser” weapon – a strong heat beam that can used in combat with non-lethal means in the never ending [...]
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Pic of the Day: Who’s Gonna Clean This Place Up?
Here is a photo of the Greece’s Ministry of Finance, following the latest clusterfuck that’s become of Greek finances. Maybe we’re getting overly optimistic reports from the press? The picture comes from a documentary called “The Greek Lie,” aired on ZDF, a German TV station. I posted the video below, although it’s only in German. [...]
