MindWafers

• North Korea’s Dream

  The good news is, judging by the quality of their filmmaking, we may not need to worry about the nuclear weapons.

• Anti-Jean Reno Fouls Up Assassination In Bulgaria

  Here’s a failed assassination attempt of Bulgarian politician Ahmed Dogan. Really embarrassing for the would-be assassin, who probably should have practiced on some melons or something. Extra points for Dogan on his excellent barrel roll after evading danger.  

• James Taylor Melts Minds With Glitch-Hop Track At Inauguration

  Wow I never knew he had it in him. Here’s James Taylor getting all Merzbow at the inauguration, delivering a mind-fuckingly great version of “American The Beautiful.”   Is it just me or did the inauguration this year have a lot in common with Jamie Kennedy’s New Year’s special? If I were the Obama people, [...]

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  Achtung! A Message From Mr. Mindwafer

  Greetings my colleagues and minions, Yup, I’m back. And isn’t my face red! As most of you know, back in April I traveled deep in the Bolivian jungle in order to prepare for the 2012 apocalypse. My plan was to build up a compound, wait out the storm of carnage, then repopulate the region. Then [...]

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  News To Me: Nation Forgets About Inauguration

  Washington, DC- After a record 1.8 million people attended the 2008 presidential inauguration, it appeared that the second time around wouldn’t be as impressive. President Obama addressed a crowd of dozens on Monday, confused as to why the crowds were so low on his second inauguration. The president remained strident, trying to fire up the [...]

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  Stanley Steamer: Why Can’t Mental Ill Have Gun Too?

  By: Stanley Steamer Wit all these talks bout gun problems in the United Straights, we been hearing awful lots from awful lots of people. Everyone say we need to do sumthin bout guns but nobody agree on what to do bout guns. One big problem is nobody wants to give up they guns in case [...]

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  Israel Goes Gaza! (Again)

  Here’s a bit of good news in an otherwise “bad-news-always” scenario. Before I could even fire off an article about the New and Improved! Israel/Palestine battle, a cease-fire has apparently been declared. Reportedly Mohammed Morsi, Egypt’s new president helped usher in the agreement before the media called it a day. Hillary Clinton is also heading [...]

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  Now Pitching for The Democratic Party…Bubba Clinton!

  Politics and sports go together like lamb and tuna fish. But politics and sports metaphors? Now you’re talking. The latest power move by the Democratic Party is straight out of a coach’s playbook. Tie game, bottom of the ninth, and who better to shut down Mitt Romney’s final push than superstar Bill Clinton. Politics’ Kenny [...]

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My Bad On That Earthquake Fellas

Hi! Hi! Hi! Mindwafers audience, I come to you with a heavy heart and stinky breath this morning. As you residents of New England know, last night an earthquake of 4.5 magnitude hit outside the Portland area and was felt as far south of Boston. Many Bostonians, not used to having the ground shake or [...]

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Reads of the Day

Stop your brain from leaking fluids and read these now! Stonehenge was actually a prehistoric art gallery: Scientists found evidence of other bronze age carvings in addition to the famous rock formations. Next up is the first evidence of horn rimmed glasses and fossils of the first cold, detached man named Gail. Egypt is keeping [...]

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Paul McCartney Talks Tripping and Privacy

Here’s a great stumbled upon video of an interview with Paul McCartney, where he’s asked whether he used LSD in the past. He answers that he’s done it four times, but the interview then transforms into a treatise on privacy and the role and responsibility of mass media, all in little over 2 minutes. I [...]

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