So I Guess “Eastwooding” Is Officially A Verb Now
When we look back years from now on our present era, we can only guess as to what we’ll be remembered for. Facebook? Obamacare? Justin Bieber? Butt-Chugging? Who knows. But we can always speculate, as we love to do (hmm, maybe we’ll be remembered for speculation? Just speculating). I’m speculating that we’ll be known for [...]
Future-War Just Got A Whole Lot Nerdier
Must be nerd week. First it was the scientist giving us his cliched vision of Heaven, now it’s the dark side of the nerds taking us to Hell (these must be the ones who never got over being bullied…). For it looks as though the future of war is here and it won’t be fought [...]
Master of Debates: Debate 1- A Doozy For Obama And For Democracy
What would you prefer to eat, a trash pile or a turd sandwich? Neither? That’s what I thought. But this is the choice we’re given once again in this year’s presidential election, touted as one of the most important elections in recent history, yet giving us the weak level of choices usually resigned to picking [...]
Are You Smarter Than A 12 Year Old? No, You Aren’t
This girl would make any of us feel like an idiot. Watch as 12 year old Canadian Victoria Grant schools us on Canada’s banking system, collusion with the government, debt slavery and why this whole system might…kinda…sorta…be turning us into debt slaves. Wouldn’t it be nice to live in a world where girls like this [...]
A Quick Summary Of All Political “Summits”
This diagram originally referred specifically to the weekly summits devoted to stopping the runaway Europe train, but I think it applies equally to any political meeting, where two sides of the political aisle try to come to an agreement. One side thinks one thing, the other side thinks the opposite. No amount of persuasion can [...]
Depressing Chart Explaining How Our Generation Is Essentially Screwed
Chart #1 How many times have you been told that you should go to college so that you could get a better job? Then, we all went to college to get a better job. Some of us got it, most of us didn’t. Now we’re all in debt from going to college to get a [...]
Anderson Cooper Vs. Idiocracy
Mike Judge’s visionary dystopia is closer than you think. Hey gays – take a cue from Ren & Stimpy: don’t whiz on the electric fence. It could seriously harm your ability to procreate a gay army that will overrun the Christian majority with weapons of tolerance and bedazzled shoes. ps I love Stacy’s pie-hole right [...]
Prison Labor In Georgia: At Least SOMEONE Is Getting A Job
In Georgia, prisons are now becoming a prime source of employment after many of the state’s undocumented agricultural workers have skipped town, mostly due to harsh laws targeting illegal aliens enacted in the past year. Whoops, looks like that one backfired. But Georgia has a backup plan…does it involve employing some of the 9% of [...]
BJ’s Daily News Roundup: Inept Regulation Edition
Welcome back folks to another edition of our Mindwafers news roundup, where we connect the sleazy dots to show how close we truly are from that beautiful apocalypse. Picking on the big banks is like making fun of the guy with one leg; much too easy. But where you might have some sympathy for this [...]
Broken Window Fallacy
Here’s a decent explanation of the Broken Window Fallacy followed by a scene from The Fifth Element, where the villain explains the same concept in a slightly exaggerated, science-fiction fashion. He is named Zorg after all. Basically the Broken Window Fallacy follows that if a window is broken, it’s not as bad as it seems [...]
