News To Me: Rick Santorum Promises To Appoint Blowjob Police Task Force If Elected
Philadelphia PA (AP) – GOP candidate Rick Santorum announced that ,if elected President in 2012, he will appoint a special legislative task force to investigate and prosecute those who partake in blowjobs, citing his long-held stance against sexual acts that serve no function other than for procreation. A fierce opponent of all contraceptives measures, Santorum believes [...]
