I have never seen a video define the saying "it gets better as it goes" as much as this one right here people

What do you get when you take one of Snoop Dogg's uncles, give him a bag of PCP, and toss him on the Wheel of Fortune?? Only the best game show contestant of all time...R-A-Y-M-O-N-D....Everytime he stares at me in the camera I can't tell if he wants to kill me or fuck me

Give him a chance ladies

P.S. He must only be wearing that Atlanta Braves shirt because it is black right? Kid just doesn't strike me as a person who would give a shit about baseball. But then again maybe Jason Hayward has a big ghoul following, who knows. 

Usually I dont give these type of shows the light of day because the last thing in the world I want to watch is some 16 year old who already isn't hot in the first place pregnant; gross. But what MTV has put together here really is genius in my mind. As a recent teen myself I've always wondered how girls could possibly get knocked up as a teenager, and now it is clear to me. Girls are just retarded, at least these girls anyways. And it is so entertaining watching them not understand obvious things in life that any male would understand clearly. Like the mothers leave their kids at home with there parents so they can go drive around with their shitty friends and get drunk on a Wednesday night. Its just great TV. 

But the best part of the show, and it really is the best thing on MTV since the Jersey Shore, is the tool boyfriends that are like a sterotypical baby daddy in every sense. They shit on the girlfriends and basically do everything they can to not be the father, and I just can't stop watching.

In the episode I just watched the boyfriend hasnt seen the baby in 2 weeks, the mother finally goes out one night and leaves the kid with her parents.  When she arrives home the boyfriend texts her telling her how horrible of a parent she is, then in one of the best television text messages I've ever seen he says "You're the most worthless stupid BLEEP in the world. You better believe it's so over for the rest of our lives you fat stretch marked bitch. Tell me where to sign the papers over for that mistake so I can be done" ....Then she obviously starts balling her eyes out, but man did that boyfriend say what I was thinking.  That's how you run a god damn show; Steve Wilkos take notes.  My hats off to you MTV.  Now all we need is a reunion show in 16 years when these poor bastards are the ones getting knocked up cause we all know being a dumb clueless wench is genetically imbeded in certain family DNA.


-Ty

If you are not with in the age group of 17-22 years old, you might not be able to relate to this. But it seems like every other week I come across a photo album with one or two pictures of some girl with her pants by her ankles dying laughing covering herself up as her friends laugh their asses off and point at her. This has been a problem going back all the way to the myspace days. I don't really understand it. Like I don't know if im supposed to think it's hot or be disgusted by it. First reaction is obviously check out what you can see when you zoom in to 600% magnification. Then once I realize that this is just a picture showing nothing more then a little bit of thigh and maybe an ass cheek, I become disgusted. I dont know what possesses girls to take these pictures. At what point during your mid party bathroom photo shoot do you come up with the idea "OMG SARAH'S TAKING A SHIT, LETS PUT THIS ON FACEBOOK!!!" If guys took pictures like this they would be looked down upon, so why the double standard? All im saying is unless you take a shit with no shirt on or with my balls in your mouth, I don't want to see a picture of it on the internet. Grow up facebook. 

-Ty

I want to start by saying congratulations dildo, you're the worlds fastest clapper. That being said, wow I fucking hate you. This isn't even a cool record and your still full of yourself. I could see if you held the record for worlds fattest cock or something then yea by all means brag all you want. But you dont. Ohhhhh big woop you make the same face clapping as I do taking a shit/ejaculating, that must get you laid 8 days a week. I dont know if I have ever hated someone more over a 2 minute span in my life so theres another record you got all to yourself. Like, I've never been so negatively effected by a youtube video before and I can't even describe why. I just want to find out what ever causes people to become epileptic, catch it in a jar, feed it you, and drop you off at a rave and watch you melt like a witch in the dessert you limp wristed pussy.


P.s. Fred Willard called and he wants his F'ing head back!

-TY

Ahhh yes it doesnt get much creepier then the Michael Jordan of mutants himself, Rocky Dennis. Here i give you an actual poem written by him back in the day, thought it might help get you to the weekend :

These things are good:
Ice cream and cake,
A ride on a Harley,
Seeing monkeys on a tree,
The rain on my tongue,
And the sun shining on my face.
 
These things are a drag:
Dust on my hair,
Holes in my shoes,
No money in my pocket,
And the sun shining on my face.

 HA, you get it? Its a drag when the sun shines on his face cause hes a MONSTER!! Haha im sorry but i cant help but laugh at your misery Rock. Atleast ya got to have a movie made about your freakshow life because your mother, who is awsomely enough played by Cher in "The Mask", was a drug addicted whore with her biker gang during your pregnancy. Gives me a little self esteem boost to get me through the rest of my week. I mean I'm just overweight, I can fix that, this kid can't do shit about the fact hes got an oil painting of a barn for a face. Gotta love em!

Also, Im trying to research now to find out if Don Imus is his birth father, but so far i got no proof..If i find anthing else i will blog about it.



-Ty The Train